This is a question I ask ALL THE TIME.
Like, everyday.
I didn’t realize how much of my daily parenting conversation would include this collection of words.
Last night, as I was sitting on the couch listening to the bedtime riot, probably doing something important, like surfing Facebook or something and I look to my right.
Standing next the couch is Banshee.
Naked, hoisting up the Costco size container of solid coconut oil on to the arm of the couch.
“Why are you naked?”
Seems an appropriate question to ask.
“Well, I need to change clothes. My shirt was wet.”
“Why is your shirt wet?”
“Pee got on it.”
“Why is there pee on your shirt?”
She then steps around the couch.
She’s completely naked.
“Where is your pull-up?” (night training takes forever).
“Pee got on it.”
“What are you talking about?”
Brent comes down the hallway and informs me Banshee peed in our bed.
Listen – we just washed and made our bed.
Fresh out of the dryer, clean, sleep-welcoming sheets.
Now decorated with fresh pee.
*sigh*
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