how are you feeling?

This is possibly the question I get asked most.

And I feel like people can probably draw their own on-point conclusions.

But just for kicks, let’s go through a few aspects to assist in this endeavor.

I am 39.

I am 38 weeks pregnant.

We have 4 children at home.

I homeschool (our school year begins shortly).

My girls have four very distinct personalities that are on full display each and every day.

I hold a part-time job.

I can’t sleep through the night because baby bro has a dance party on my bladder on the regular.

I have severe heartburn and indigestion.

I’m beginning to waddle.

I can’t pick things up off the ground without the risk of birthing my child.

I’ve had contractions since 15 weeks (not kidding).

My ankles swell if I don’t exercise every single day (which thankfully I enjoy and usually do).

I’m considered advanced maternal age (i.e. geriatric pregnancy) but nevermind women have babies well into their 40’s these days. *eyeroll*

I deep cleaned my bathroom the other day for fear of a repeat bathroom delivery.

I wear a serola belt and a belly support band anytime I exercise (taking a walk with the girls, or my regular morning exercise regimen).

I deal with public sympyhsis – if you don’t know what that is, it’s basically where the pubic bone, in severe cases, can separate. It’s painful.

So, now the time comes to ask, how do you think I’m feeling?

Only ridiculous answers allowed because we can all legitimately guess my current state.